Shit don’t look at me like that you mean perverts ….. It’s easier to let your imagination run wild sometimes….but not when it comes to my fly…Ok it’s my new phone(FLY mobile) and I have been raving and showing it off to the whole damn world….Since I am world famous in office -: …It’s cute and a cheap copy of the black without the effect of the berries…It has the internet hooked up and has a 4 GB memory slot which does wonders for me to kill time when I put on my DJ headphones…Luckily not a DJ since I have not learnt to scratch yet …. Stage fright I guess.
And I am sure there are lots of guys out there who can do a better job out there especially SIR Scratch Alot . Man he’s the real deal…those who know him can bring your Dettol Bottles and hand wash coz this guy may leave his follicles on the table…
Coming back to my fly….its indeed a piece so far …no problems so far but in some months I do expect a few as my friends say it’s too cheap to last.. I would say it’s too loud when in General mode but my wife always claims she finds it difficult to hear me when she is on the other side.. The vibrator works when its in silent mode and the keys are well place for a midget hand…But all I can say is …for the price it’s a buy you can’t afford to let go off….lol
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
Even a Super WoMan needs a break!!!
If you think the title is related to me then …apart from me wearing my underwear above my pants rest is untrue
I am talking of the women of today who want to fit into a man’s world or so we call it…
I see women today far from being dependent on men..Oh they do need a man for other purposes but I do not want to mention it in this section for my appetite for desert..:-) …but now I think they can afford to keep a few spares with the loads of money they have in their green piggy banks.
Men now have become more like woman …”I have heard many men/BOYS say don’t leave me what will I do without you”…..May be for the good. They now know how it feels to be left in the cold…Probably its coz of the new fancy perfumes and chick pants that they wear…(may be even a touch of make up for some)
Being independent can be a curse within a relationship when it comes to who’s wearing the pants ( or water ever undergarments you choose to decide on). If you’re expecting your today’s woman to clean/cook/do the house work etc….you can just about forget about it.. It’s easier to see you in an apron and holding a broom stick.
They can kick your butt in any desk job and prove you wrong with a drop of a pin…I think that comes from instinct ….since they have been doing that with their partners from the Stone Age.
Don’t Underestimate a woman they are not in blue all the time and don’t wear a cape but they can bring you down and it can hit harder than a punch to the family JEWELS..lol
I am talking of the women of today who want to fit into a man’s world or so we call it…
I see women today far from being dependent on men..Oh they do need a man for other purposes but I do not want to mention it in this section for my appetite for desert..:-) …but now I think they can afford to keep a few spares with the loads of money they have in their green piggy banks.
Men now have become more like woman …”I have heard many men/BOYS say don’t leave me what will I do without you”…..May be for the good. They now know how it feels to be left in the cold…Probably its coz of the new fancy perfumes and chick pants that they wear…(may be even a touch of make up for some)
Being independent can be a curse within a relationship when it comes to who’s wearing the pants ( or water ever undergarments you choose to decide on). If you’re expecting your today’s woman to clean/cook/do the house work etc….you can just about forget about it.. It’s easier to see you in an apron and holding a broom stick.
They can kick your butt in any desk job and prove you wrong with a drop of a pin…I think that comes from instinct ….since they have been doing that with their partners from the Stone Age.
Don’t Underestimate a woman they are not in blue all the time and don’t wear a cape but they can bring you down and it can hit harder than a punch to the family JEWELS..lol
A Surprise for tomorrow
Ever wake up in the morning and your day seems a little brighter than yesterday….
Well everyday is a surprise good or bad…Somehow we try and suppress it, we don’t want to blow it away I guess … afraid of the future…
It’s not easy to face change coz change brings uncertainty in our lives…the perfectionist suffers stress due to change.
Think of it in this way we strive for perfection all of our lives ….90 – 99 percent in School /College..,the best job you can get /the best car /the best house ….everything …..Disappointment is just a build up from there. Do know all above are good but sometimes luxuries and one’s self proclaimed stardom are painful to maintain.
It’s sometimes easy to look at people with a smile and laugh it all out….now that I call success… a smile no matter what.
Believing everything is ok is a virtual dimension to the honest truth that we are all caught up in a rat race.
Make the most of what you can and don’t bare a frown … The world will still go on … without it.
Have a great day.
Well everyday is a surprise good or bad…Somehow we try and suppress it, we don’t want to blow it away I guess … afraid of the future…
It’s not easy to face change coz change brings uncertainty in our lives…the perfectionist suffers stress due to change.
Think of it in this way we strive for perfection all of our lives ….90 – 99 percent in School /College..,the best job you can get /the best car /the best house ….everything …..Disappointment is just a build up from there. Do know all above are good but sometimes luxuries and one’s self proclaimed stardom are painful to maintain.
It’s sometimes easy to look at people with a smile and laugh it all out….now that I call success… a smile no matter what.
Believing everything is ok is a virtual dimension to the honest truth that we are all caught up in a rat race.
Make the most of what you can and don’t bare a frown … The world will still go on … without it.
Have a great day.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
BEING DRUNK - Rayner Soeiro
Alcohol a depressant or a high that makes you fall with joy
Ever wonder why you need an intoxicating drug like WISKEY,RUM.... and for those cheap guys who adore desi...
It makes you speak your heart and cry your eyes out sometimes.
Your sober mind would never react in the same way...
They say your subconscious takes over you and you blabber your head out.
But that happens too when you get irritated with people too. So how bad is a few sips of the acquired taste of the drug...(Alcohol I mean).
After effects of being drunk
I know it’s sometimes a bunch of laughs…. I can tell you incidents where my friends have puked on themselves and went back to sleep on their puke. Burnt a friends shoe and threw his shirt in the sea.
There are people who are the WANT MORE types….They can’t stand on their own 2 feet after being intoxicated but for the love of the bottle they will try and do so….
…..So love the thug on the ground after they fall.
Yes I did have a few laughs. But to tell you the truth… would not want to see myself in a seat where the world keeps spinning and the tinge on my tongue gets the taste of my last evening lunch…
I like people when they change words with the roll of their tongue … heavy tongue… ONE SIMRAN OFF PLEASE…OR as everything is as ZUAsual.
Then you have people who come out of their shell and wanna DANCE….mostly throw all the aunties around(fling I may say).. that sounds like fun….. YE hA
TO BE HONEST drinks go well with the happy moment s but as I say use don’t abuse….
Ever wonder why you need an intoxicating drug like WISKEY,RUM.... and for those cheap guys who adore desi...
It makes you speak your heart and cry your eyes out sometimes.
Your sober mind would never react in the same way...
They say your subconscious takes over you and you blabber your head out.
But that happens too when you get irritated with people too. So how bad is a few sips of the acquired taste of the drug...(Alcohol I mean).
After effects of being drunk
I know it’s sometimes a bunch of laughs…. I can tell you incidents where my friends have puked on themselves and went back to sleep on their puke. Burnt a friends shoe and threw his shirt in the sea.
There are people who are the WANT MORE types….They can’t stand on their own 2 feet after being intoxicated but for the love of the bottle they will try and do so….
…..So love the thug on the ground after they fall.
Yes I did have a few laughs. But to tell you the truth… would not want to see myself in a seat where the world keeps spinning and the tinge on my tongue gets the taste of my last evening lunch…
I like people when they change words with the roll of their tongue … heavy tongue… ONE SIMRAN OFF PLEASE…OR as everything is as ZUAsual.
Then you have people who come out of their shell and wanna DANCE….mostly throw all the aunties around(fling I may say).. that sounds like fun….. YE hA
TO BE HONEST drinks go well with the happy moment s but as I say use don’t abuse….
EVERY ONE KNOWS ME -Rayner Soeiro
I am the proud owner of rumors.com > probably a rumor too and you too would like to be an administrator and throw some light on some of the hot rumors. Why is it so interesting? Do you remember when you were a kid you pulled out the G.I.Joe toys or those HE man ones.
If you dint have them too bad. Well you took them and made stories of them in your head....
Well I think we still have not grown out of that habit in our sick little head.. Except now it is a little more perverted than earlier..
The fact that we still do gives us the opportunity to create havoc in others lives and shirk our problems by shoving it under the mat for that moment.
I think it’s totally worth it. Where else would you have the opportunity to play the evil one? Not everyone is that ugly to be on TV.
Making up Stories is a superb way to feel like you’re an Ugly kanpoor without the plastic surgeries.
Coz I ThINK that’s the way humans can be monkeys once again
Coz everybody knows about everybody else but no one knows about themselves.
If you dint have them too bad. Well you took them and made stories of them in your head....
Well I think we still have not grown out of that habit in our sick little head.. Except now it is a little more perverted than earlier..
The fact that we still do gives us the opportunity to create havoc in others lives and shirk our problems by shoving it under the mat for that moment.
I think it’s totally worth it. Where else would you have the opportunity to play the evil one? Not everyone is that ugly to be on TV.
Making up Stories is a superb way to feel like you’re an Ugly kanpoor without the plastic surgeries.
Coz I ThINK that’s the way humans can be monkeys once again
Coz everybody knows about everybody else but no one knows about themselves.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Old Memories WTS - Rayner Soeiro
We live our lives by the spin of the dial
sometimes our day to day activity slips us into a video where the remote is stuck on replay with altered images..
however fascinating our lives may be ... or not ..
i took the opportunity to hold some of them via a video ...
http://www.youtube.com/axehead9111
Have fun guys
sometimes our day to day activity slips us into a video where the remote is stuck on replay with altered images..
however fascinating our lives may be ... or not ..
i took the opportunity to hold some of them via a video ...
http://www.youtube.com/axehead9111
Have fun guys
Money money - Rayner Soeiro
Just wanted to know how people make money from Nothing.....
An IDEA is all one needs to hit chi ching $
An IDEA is all one needs to hit chi ching $
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